Road Design Gifts

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The World's Easiest Airport

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I found another pothole.'

A series of Exit signs.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'Nice smile.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Slow, Men at Work.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man with Stop Signs.

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

Fork Crossing

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

GPS HIghway to Hell