Road Design Gifts

Freeways in the Supermarket

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The World's Easiest Airport

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A series of Exit signs.

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Slow, Men at Work.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man with Stop Signs.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

GPS HIghway to Hell

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'