Driveway Designer Gifts

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Any references?"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

"Especially modified you say..."

Pavement Artist

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

A series of Exit signs.

'I found another pothole.'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Nice smile.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Artists At The Auto Show

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."