Driveway Designer Prints

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Thru versus Through Traffic

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

"Especially modified you say..."

"Any references?"

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Pavement Artist

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I found another pothole.'

A series of Exit signs.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Nice smile.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Speed Bumps.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'