Road Mender Gifts

Traffic Cones

'Look at the bright side .. at least we have a steady job.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Boss

Broken Heart

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Trading Places.

Slow, Men at Work.

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

A cheese grader

GPS HIghway to Hell

Freeways in the Supermarket

A truck salts the road.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'