Road Mender Gifts

Traffic Cones

'Look at the bright side .. at least we have a steady job.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Men working (part time).

Broken Heart

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Trading Places.

Slow, Men at Work.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Now do you believe me about the size of the potholes...?"

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

A cheese grader

Freeways in the Supermarket

GPS HIghway to Hell

A truck salts the road.

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Spring Damage.

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'The word form the street is buy asphalt.'

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Winter Roadwork...