Car Mender Gifts

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

Turmoil change.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

"Can I call you back, I'm engaged in crisis talks."

"Turn down the bass."