Routes Gifts

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Here be dragons.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"You keep impeccable time."

The Lost World: You are Here

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"You are still here."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

New York Netherworld

Be open to help.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Can I have a look at the map?

You are here.