Route Nostalgic Gifts

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Tin Man Visits New York

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Al's computer salvage.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

When worlds collide...

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

"He really misses the city."

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

Blacksmiths

And you thought exhaust problems were bad today.

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

'Step into my time machine, and we'll travel back to when you could get a mortgage on your salary.'

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"