Tv Nostalgic Gifts

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Police Box

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Lorne Greene

June Brown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'The picture's snowy.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Kellogg's Wapners

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'