Tv Nostalgic Prints

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'It is too snowing!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'The picture's snowy.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

BBC Creative Dept.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?