Tv Show Nostalgia Gifts

"I dream of meanie"

'It is too snowing!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Munster Island.

June Brown

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Kellogg's Wapners

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."