Roadside Assistance Professional T-Shirts

"I think I must've called the AI by mistake."

'Sorry, miss, but I have to tow it. My repo-tation is on the line.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

How Am I Driving?

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'That is the bike lane...'

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"I hate to disappoint you son, but those giant craters you see isn't the moon, it's our street."

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'