Roadside Assistance Specialist T-Shirts

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'That is the bike lane...'

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.