Roadside Rescue Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

Dog Dreams

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Your Grounded!'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"On your left."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Paramedics.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Witch's Tow

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"I want that one, mommy!"

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

"Thanks man!"

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

In case of fire call yourself.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Sure, we can help by giving Rum, but I realized I could help more by becoming a fully qualified doctor!'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse