Roadside Assistance Provider T-Shirts

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.