Roadside Assistance Provider T-Shirts

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'