Roadside Assistance Specialist Mugs

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'That is the bike lane...'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'