Roadside Assistance Mugs

Roadside assistance

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Witch's Tow

Fresh picked baseballs.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

"So, it's not the battery then."

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Hello, is that the RAC?

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

'I told you I'd find a way to change the flat without a jack!'