Roadside Savior Mugs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Your Grounded!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Witch's Tow

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Charities Fueling Cities

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Road Construction Blues.

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

Espresso Lanes

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

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