Roadside Assistance Prints

Roadside assistance

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

More Animal Grammar. Aardvark. AAA-rdvark. Road Service.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Yes, that's what I said, a tow truck and a boat.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"...and bring your swimming trunks as well as your tools."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Fresh picked baseballs.

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'Stu and I joined the Adopt-A-Highway program.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

'When you phoned and said you were having a breakdown, I thought you meant the car!'

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"I've programmed your Satnav to take you somewhere where you'll be happy!"