Roadside Assistant Pillows

"Yes, that's what I said; a towtruck and a rowboat."

"I am roadside assistance!!!"

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Hello? Roadside assistant? Well....promise to not laugh, okay?"

"Come on, keep blowing."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Shoulder work ahead"

Fresh picked baseballs.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Do not pass.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Slow, Men at Work.

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Man with Stop Signs.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."