Roadside Recovery Buff Gifts

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Barbeque Casualty.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Big slipper.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Road Construction Blues.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Espresso Lanes

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.