Roadside Superhero Gifts

'It's alright love... he's one of my emergency flashers!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

The next fast train has gone.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Days without an incident.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Mothers are Heroes

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Poor Customer Service

"So, it's not the battery then."

Risk Management Hut.

Falling from a billboard

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

Emergency Phone

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.