Roadside Superhero Prints

'It's alright love... he's one of my emergency flashers!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

The next fast train has gone.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Days without an incident.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"Why did I come in here?"

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

Mothers are Heroes

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"So, it's not the battery then."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Poor Customer Service

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

Risk Management Hut.

Falling from a billboard

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.