Roadside Recovery Buff T-Shirts

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Barbeque Casualty.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Big slipper.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Road Construction Blues.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Espresso Lanes

'...then this gorgeous blonde fell into my arms, she's just fallen off the roof.'

"And hold the mayo."