Road Repair Humorist Pillows

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'No it's still not fixed'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Road work next 15 years.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Okay. Hit it."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.