Car Repair Humorist Pillows

"It's a loaner while mine's in the shop."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Okay. Hit it."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"It's important to fix the horn because the brakes don't work..."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'