Street Cleaning Enthusiast Pillows

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"On your left."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Utility Chic.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Floor Cleaner

Carpet Cleaner.

Mask Autumn

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

On the house

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Decluttering. . .

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Hospital Cleaning.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'They say he came to clean up the town.'