Street Sanitation Enthusiast Pillows

Sidewalks Cleaned - Going Out of Business.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Flu vaccine.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"On your left."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Mask Autumn

A day in the life of a dish sink

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Uh, I was drinking that."