Street Cleaning Storyteller Pillows

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Pavement Artist

Snowman Driver

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Cleaning up space junk.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Mask Autumn

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Giant sandwich bags.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

Cleaning up after a statue.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"