Street Cleaning Storyteller Gifts

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Pavement Artist

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Snowman Driver

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Spiritual Lives Matter

Cleaning up space junk.

Mask Autumn

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Giant sandwich bags.

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"We all agree something should be done and someone else should do it."

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."

"Well Virginia, thanks to climate change there isn't a Santa Claus anymore."

"Still a freelance journalist?"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"