Roadside Decorator Pillows

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A new meaning in the Roman

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"I like your garden humans"

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Early Signs of Spring - Your neighbor's wreath is turning a brighter yellow.

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

My child was Soup of the Day.

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

Evolving Door.

Snowglobe In Summer

'I've been glamped!'

Easter Island Decorating

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

The real reason why 'the grass is always greener.'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

Carpets and truckpets.

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

"Pull up past the armadillo."

"You hung our Christmas lights on the house across the street so you can see them???"

'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'