Bike Decorator Pillows

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Cat and Dog Bike

Dog Love.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Baby in Bike Basket

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

A topiary doghouse

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Sore Loser

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"It cuts air resistance."

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

My child was Soup of the Day.

Cycle Lane

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

'Poop!'

Bike

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Uni-cycle for sale.

The Ageing Process