Bike Modder Pillows

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Altar Ego

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Cyclist

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Stop Global Warming

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

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