Bike Modder Pillows

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cat and Dog Bike

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Cyclist

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Stop Global Warming

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'