Car Modder Extraordinaire Pillows

"You still working on your car?"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Pimp my cow.

Spray painter.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

V8 Vindaloo

'Limousines'

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

Formula One Venice

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Good news. Fins are back in.

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

Pimp my sleigh.

Car Bonnet Lady

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"Reliability?? But what about the dunamic color combo and the satisfying exhaust notes?"

"These new wheels are awesome!"