Car Decorator T-Shirts

My child was Soup of the Day.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Carpets and truckpets.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Perfect."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'Nice smile.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Dog Sticker Family

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Formula One car models

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Sailor and car

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?