Car Polishing Gifts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"What old school? This is my life."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Elephant cleans a car.

Bald man polishing head

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Spray painter.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

Hand Car Wash.

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

Car cleaning.