Car Polishing Prints

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Elephant cleans a car.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Bald man polishing head

"You still working on your car?"

Bird poo decals.

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

Spray painter.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

Hand Car Wash.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

'OK Headmaster, now polish the other shoe...'

'Muffy!'

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."