Auto Detailing Gifts

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Bird poo decals.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

When Engineers Crack.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Your big end has gone

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Car Vacuum

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

Last Chance For Everything.

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

We found the problem it's your alternator.

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

New Italian Car Design?

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'