Auto Detailer Gifts

Ed's Car Wash,

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

He said he's going to get the car de-tailed and now I feel unsafe.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Bird poo decals.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Engineers Crack.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The Devil's in the detail!

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”