Automotive Detailer Gifts

Buffing Cars.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

When Engineers Crack.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

The Devil's in the detail!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Nap time."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

"Oh...that's not good."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"I'm your problem."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."