Automotive Detailer T-Shirts

Buffing Cars.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

When Engineers Crack.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

The Devil's in the detail!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Nap time."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Oh...that's not good."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"I'm your problem."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"You again?"

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."