Auto Detailing Guru T-Shirts

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Deflator mouse

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Nap time."

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

Problem Solver Wanted

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Four mechanics working on a car

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'No worries son, I'll manage with my saw until my hammer turns up.'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Spray painter.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

"You may have an MBA, but I can change a light bulb."

I got a car for the weekend!

Replacing a rubber fanbelt with a leather belt.