Auto Detailing T-Shirts

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

When Engineers Crack.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Your big end has gone

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

Spray painter.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Man to man about cat: 'You should hear the cars purr after he's done with them.'

Last Chance For Everything.

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

Park and Pimp My Ride.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Whistler's Muffler

New Italian Car Design?

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

"I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done."