Detailing T-Shirts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

When Engineers Crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Office of quality assurance"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Man reading a giant book.

Spray painter.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

"Yours lacks focus."

"Where's the nutrition label?!"

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

"Check out my 3D drawing of our remodeling project. I even included a little bed with nigthstands."

Buffing Cars.

Surveyor

Ed's Car Wash,

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."