Detailing Gifts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

When Engineers Crack.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Office of quality assurance"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Allow me to explain the terms of our easy payment plan."

Bird poo decals.

Car Vacuum

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

Man reading a giant book.

Spray painter.

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

"Yours lacks focus."

Buffing Cars.

Surveyor

"Where's the nutrition label?!"

'You're trying to yawn without opening your mouth. I saw your nostril twitch.'

"Check out my 3D drawing of our remodeling project. I even included a little bed with nigthstands."

'Know what your problem is, Fenster? You don't pay attention to detail.'

Ed's Car Wash,