Details Gifts

Man reading a giant book.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Showbiz Awards

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain