"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"
Producer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful and fun gift for a producer? Our collection offers humorous and heartfelt products that acknowledge their vital role in making projects come alive. Perfect for celebrating their talent and hard work, these items add a touch of appreciation and humor to their everyday routine.
"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."
"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."
'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.
Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."
Reality show pitch
Little Red Riding Carpet
'Cut!' (movie studio director)
This movie has more than budget cuts!
"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
Martin Scorsese.
Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair
Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'
Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"
Federico Fellini.
"Action! And this time believe!"
Canadian film production
The 2024 Deepfake awards
'There were no scandals, riots, murders or disasters today so the producers decided to cancel the show.'
Clint Eastwood,
"Your script is fresh, imaginative, innovative, and groundbreaking. Now all you need to do is tweak it into a version of a proven blockbuster or an old TV sitcom and we'd love to green-light it."
"It appears we're having technical problems getting our roving reporter's update from the war torn republic."
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'
Harrison Ford
"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."
'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
Casting Director
Orson Welles
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work
"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."
Producer Gifts Collection
Producer Mugs
Find the perfect producer-themed mug to add humor and appreciation to their daily routine. Browse our collection of witty and charming designs today.
Producer Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our producer-themed pillows. Brighten up their space with a cozy and funny accessory that pays homage to their hard work.
Producer Prints
Decorate their office or studio with prints that celebrate producers. Discover designs filled with wit and character, perfect for inspiring their creative spirit.
Producer T-Shirts
Explore our range of producer-themed t-shirts that blend humor with style. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement about their behind-the-scenes skills.