Appearance Detail Gifts

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

When Engineers Crack.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

Do you have hair, um, rinses that look natural? Of course! So that no one notices? Ahem! Oh, right

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'You are my best work.'

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

Man reading a giant book.

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

A man compares how he looks with different tobacco products before deciding a pipe.

"I understand the house is a mess inside."

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."