Appearance Detail Pillows

When Engineers Crack.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'You are my best work.'

Man reading a giant book.

'Oh, come on. . . you can't tell me Dasher hasn't had antler enhancement surgery!'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

'Who told you you couldn't change your spots Miss Leopards? Of course you can...'

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

A man compares how he looks with different tobacco products before deciding a pipe.

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

"I understand the house is a mess inside."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."