Car Detailer T-Shirts

Wash Me! (dirty car acting smarthy)

Car Vacuum

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

The Devil's in the detail!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The car showroom

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'Its only owner was a little old lady, who will still insist on driving it to church on Sundays.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'