Car Detailer Prints

Wash Me! (dirty car acting smarthy)

Car Vacuum

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

The Devil's in the detail!

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'